{"product_id":"cellphone-sabretm","title":"Cellphone Sabre™","description":"\u003cp\u003eHEY! WATCH IT! We all know the hazards of navigating a two-wheeler through hordes of urbanites jacked to the gills on 'latte and gabbing to who-knows-who about who-knows-what as they try to grind you beneath the wheels of whatever two-ton mutha they happen to be in nominal control of. A solution falls to hand with Cellphone Sabre TM, a handlebar-mounted signal blanker utilizing recently declassified ex-military sweep-coil jamming technology. It instantly and fully disables all wireless telephones nearby (while causing no permanent harm) and is guaranteed to cleave a path of silence before you at the touch of a button. Loosen up that morning commute and show up at work without embarrassing near-death-experience facial tics. Effective range is approximately a 1\/8 mile radius. Can you hear me now? NO!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Walnut","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49611167564091,"sku":"YBO","price":113.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.aerostich.mom\/products\/cellphone-sabretm","provider":"Aerostich","version":"1.0","type":"link"}